Now, they've come up with a new study that says if you're fat you must have sexual dysfunction and can't get it up. Okey dokey, "Docs" let's hear what you have to say on this:
New York - Sexual dysfunction that commonly occurs in morbidly obese men improves after weight loss surgery, according to a new study.Really, "Doctor" Dallal. You studied a whole 97 fat guys and managed to extrapolate that to the entire population of the world. Really?
"Sexual dysfunction should be considered one of the numerous potentially reversible complications of obesity," the study team concludes.
Dr. Ramsey M. Dallal, from Albert Einstein Healthcare Network, Philadelphia, and colleagues measured the degree to which 97 morbidly obese men suffered from sexual dysfunction and then analyzed the change in sexual function after substantial weight loss following gastric bypass surgery.
Before surgery, the morbidly obese men had significantly lower sexual function relative to that of a previously published reference control group of men before surgery, the investigators report.
After losing an average of two-thirds of their excess weight, men experienced significant improvements in sexual function, with the amount of weight loss predicting the degree of improvement.
"We estimate that a man who is morbidly obese has the same degree of sexual dysfunction as a nonobese man about 20 years older," the investigators report. "Sexual function improves substantially after gastric bypass surgery to a level that reaches or approaches age-based norms."
"Sexual function is an important aspect to quality of life and is now well documented to be a reversible condition," Dallal explained.
"We are interested in examining sexual function in females, as well as understanding the mechanism of obesity-related sexual dysfunction," Dallal added.
You know, I wonder if the good "doctor's" study was underwritten by one of the companies that makes the new "Lap Bands" used in obesity surgery. What better way to get more guys in the OR than to tell them: "Hey, don't worry about that other stuff. If you're chubby then you're impotent or soon will be."
Oh, well, another junk science study. Ninety-Seven fat dudes does not make a study it makes a meeting of a Girth and Mirth club. I can assure "Dr." Dallal that sexual dysfunction is not a problem of this chubster. In fact, I'm sure Michael sometimes wishes it was!