Image by peaceout. via FlickrChalk this one up to clueless heterosexuals. Pam's House Blend carried a video of a someone on a local Fox station giving "relationship tips" based on her observations of the First Couple.
"Barack and Michelle do a lot of touching, kissing, even FISTING with one another." I think she's probably talking about the infamous "knuckle bump" that was hailed by Faux News as a "terrorist gesture" and that she, hopefully, is unaware of what "fisting" actually means.
Sweetie, maybe you shouldn't be in the whole "sex advice" business if you you're going to make that error. Then again, maybe she knows something about the President and the First Lady getting their freak on that we'd rather remain ignorant about.